Angsty teen-age shut-in seeks female of equivalent age (18) with whom to spend time.

Shut-in enjoys writing, rereading novels and works of Shakespeare out loud to no one in particular, and holding loud and lengthy arguments with himself. Occasionally listening and/or playing music factors into all of this.

Applicants must enjoy/not mind these activities, as well as have a working knowledge classic British and Post-modern American literature (with emphasis on science fiction and murder mysteries).

It is preferable if applicants are of less than 5′8″ and look passably good in Victorian and/or Renaissance dress, but this is hardly required.