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The Would-Be Personal Ad

Paradise By The Dashboard Light

Angsty shut-in seeks female (or male) of equivalent age (20) with whom to spend time.

Shut-in enjoys writing, rereading novels and works of Shakespeare out loud to no one in particular, and holding loud and lengthy arguments with himself. Occasionally listening and/or playing music factors into all of this.

Applicants must enjoy/not mind these activities, as well as have a working knowledge classic British and Post-modern American literature (with emphasis on science fiction and murder mysteries).

It is preferable if applicants are of less than 5’8″ and look passably good in Victorian and/or Renaissance dress, but this is hardly required.

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